Caption of the Day
If the image above is to be believed, then it’s a not-at-all-pleased Vin Mazzaro and not your smiling grandpa who waits for you on the other side. Mr. Mazzaro, of course, is famous in these pages for enduring this particular conga line of indignities.
You may also recall that Mr. Mazzaro was dispatched to the bus-and-roommates league shortly after that impossibly grim turn of events. Well, Mr. Mazzaro is back under the brighter lights and higher per diems of Kansas City, and in his most recent outing he fared quite well. But then there’s this caption …
Royals starter Vin Mazzaro scattered five hits over seven innings and lowered his ERA to 10.80.
Seven scoreless and the ERA is still 10.80. Not even the steady urine stream of a giant god-man can extinguish these smoldering embers.
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EVERY conga line is a conga line of indignities: discuss.
I fear that may be the most that can be said of conga lines, Carson.
Thirty-seven!