CAPTION CONTEST: Sportsman Behaving Strangely in Australia
Readers! It’s time for you to provide the creative spark where I cannot. That’s right: a caption contest—aka shameless wit-farming. Your job is to provide humorous captions for this Vine video published on MLB’s official Vine profile. Feel free to submit a caption or simply +1 the ones you like. The winner will be lauded for millennia, tattooed on the hearts of billions, and, most importantly, mentioned in the next post I publish.
The Video:
Zach is an egregious malcontent whose life goal is to literally become the London Tube.
“Trapping souls, one snap at a time…”