Canadian Sportswriters, or Very Polite Gang Members?

In the late 1970s, a certain American new wave band asked one of life’s tough questions.
More than 30 years later, Andrew Stoeten, Dustin Parkes, and Drew Fairservice (left to right) of Canadian-based Getting Blanked have asked a similarly difficult question — this time in picture form.
The answer, if it even exists, will likely be revealed by a close reading of one of the triumvirate’s live game chats. But that’s a giant, big if, people.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Too much beard.
Just enough beard.
Not enough beard.
Too much beard? What?