Buy HALL OF NEARLY GREAT Early, Often
The purpose of this post is to convince the readers of this post to click this hyperlinked text and buy an ebook called The Hall of Nearly Great.
The Hall of Nearly Great — which can be purchased by clicking on this hyperlinked text for a price absurdly close to free — represents an attempt, in the words of editors Sky Kalkman and Marc Normandin
to celebrate the careers of those who are not celebrated. It’s not a book meant to reopen arguments about who does and does not deserve Hall of Fame enshrinement. Rather, it remembers those who, failing entrance into Cooperstown, may unfairly be lost to history.
The Hall of Nearly Great — which costs less money than you, reading this, would have frittered away today on meaningless baubles and which can be purchased this exact minute by clicking on this hyperlinked text — features the work of, in the words of editors Marc Kalkman and Sky Normandin, “forty-two talented writers.”
These writers, specifically:
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Be aware that The Hall of Nearly Great — which, in the unlikely event that you haven’t been persuaded to buy it already by clicking on hyperlinked text just like this — is, according to editors Sky Kalkdid and Marc Normanman, “available in PDF, EPUB, and MOBI formats, suitable for reading on a computer, iPad, Kindle, Nook, other e-reader, or smart phone.” And, according to those same twos guys, it’s available “for immediate download for only [price omitted because of how embarrassingly low it is].”
Don’t let your opportunity to click on this hyperlinked text slip away. Click on this hyperlinked text immediately. Make clicking on this hyperlinked text part of your life… today!
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
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