Busy Businessman Catches Foul Ball

Normally, I am one to mock without ceasing those who would soliloquize on the Mobile Cellular Telephone during a delightful game of base and ball. However, it is good for the temperament — and helps prevent typhus and pleurisy — if the Businessman occasionally becomes the Leisured Businessman. And that, unfortunately, entails using the portable horn.

Of course, if the Businessman can conduct Business while still keeping his wits about him, then miracles follow …

You’re damn right he made the sale.