Brunch GIF: Masahiro Tanaka’s First Glorious Stateside Splitter
March 2, 2014
Owing to how they’re merely a collection of binary code made visible to the human eye by some combination of interlinked hypertext documents and the microprocessor within the reader’s own computer, the two GIFs here of Masahiro Tanaka striking out Ben Revere yesterday by way of his first glorious stateside splitter are not technically edible.
That doesn’t mean, however, the one can’t consume them, by means of his eyes and by means of his interior self, right now during brunchtime in America.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
The swing arc of Ben Revere sums up every single one of life’s immutable futilities.