Boston Football Media Gets in on the Chicken
In case you haven’t heard about it, there’s been quite a bit of hubbub over chicken in Boston lately. Also, video games and beer. How anybody could think about blaming anything on these triumphs of humanity is beyond me, but what Dan Schaughnessy wants, he gets.
Meanwhile, one football writer in the area, Greg Bedard of the Boston Globe, really grabbed this one and ran with it:
I get jokes!
Unfortunately for others in the Boston football media, like Ian Rapoport of the Boston Herald, such jokes often attract some very dense questions.
Maybe he was just hungry. Or maybe Hernandez is simply becoming the next vessel of a chicken-demon haunting Boston sports since October. I simply don’t think any reporter worth his salt can dismiss such a quality.
Or maybe he was just hungry.
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when is the fangraphs WAR formula going to take chicken and beer consumption into account? by my estimation, it’s pretty clear that bartolo colon loses a LOT of his value this way