Bob Uecker’s Totally Real Genealogy of Homer Bailey
Most baseball fans will know that Homer Bailey is a right-handed pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds. Fewer — but still many — will know that Bailey was a seventh-overall draft pick out of a Texas high school in 2004 and appeared on Baseball America’s top-100 prospect list four times — including two appearances (in 2007 and -08) in the top 10.
What no one probably knows about, though — or, at least didn’t know before last night’s WTMJ radio broadcast of the Reds and Brewers in Cincinnati — is Bailey’s rich family history.
Here’s the same totally true and very rich family history, as related by Brewers radio voice Bob Uecker:
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Uecker is, almost without a doubt, the greatest man to ever live.