Bob Uecker on Sunscreen and Where It Shouldn’t Go
Brewers broadcaster Bob Uecker thinks that both Usinger’s Famous Sausage and sunscreen are important things in this life. With regard to them meeting, however, his opinion is that, more or less, never the twain should — if not necessarily in those words.
From the June 3rd broadcast of the Brewers-Pirates game on WTMJ Radio:
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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Unless you are a seasoned nudist, it is important to apply sunscreen on your sausage if you expect it to be exposed to the sun as lack of usual UV exposure may result in rapid burning and chafing.
–Not a doctor.
Agree
-A doctor.