Bob Uecker Has the Opposite of Body Dysmorphia
March 21, 2012
The Brewers are placing a statue of maybe-literally-immortal Brewers broadcaster Bob Uecker outside of Miller Park this summer — nor, if the following tweet from Tom Haudricourt of the Journal Sentinel is any indication, does it appear as though Uecker is bashful about what crowds will see.
Uecker on his pose for the statue: “It’s kind of a Schwarzeneger-type thing. Beefcake, speedo, pretty buffed. It’s really enhanced.”
— Tom (@Haudricourt) March 21, 2012
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.