I may have only known Bill Petti for a couple of days — mostly because I thought both he and Justin Bopp were named “Justin Bopp” — but I can tell you for certain: He is the most handsome male FanGraphs writer of the year.
Behold, his moments of glory on
FanGraphs Clubhouse Confidential:
More thoughts below.
One of the most important elements of the clip is the ever-entrancing background activity:
Lady Describes How a Plane Lands:
Annoying/Creepy Geico Spokeswoman:
The Word PHILADELPHIA Frosted Into a Glass in a Segment Featuring Almost Entirely METS-ONLY News:
Kernel Stuck Betwixt Molars, or Clandestine Nose Pick? (4:25 — tell me what you think)
But hey, how ’bout that blinking!?
Bradley writes for FanGraphs and The Hardball Times. Follow him on Twitter @BradleyWoodrum.