Best Socks In Baseball
OK, so technically those are stirrups. Specifically, those are Evan Longoria’s stirrups, and I don’t feel I’m going on a limb declaring these the best aspects of the Tampa Bay Rays uniforms.
More importantly, I would buy a pair of these things in a New York Tampa Bay minute, but I can’t seem to find them for sale anyway. I’m not insane for wanting a pair of these. Right? Right?
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I think it’s a fetish.