Best Reader-Submitted Colon Headlines
Colon Leaves a Black Mark on the Sport
Oakland Gets Mandatory Colonostomy
Roids Found in Swollen Colon
Colon Blown Out in Oakland
Is 50 Games Enough Punishment for A’s Colon?
Dirty Colon Not Fooling Anybody
A’s get caught with a Colon Full of PEDs
and the winner:
Colon Busted by MLB Probe
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#3 FTW! Hilarious.
Agreed. Although the probe headline is a close second in my opinion.