Being Beautiful Can Be Difficult
Jazz hands.
It can’t be that easy being good-looking. You get your garden variety jealousy from the men, and the fawning (oh the fawning!) from the women must get old at some point too. You have to spend so much of your hard-earned cash on beauty products (like Pomade!). You have to worry about things that your co-workers don’t even think about (cuticles!), liking losing your luscious locks or what sort of accessory goes best with your shoes. You get asked to do events that you just aren’t well-suited for (runway?). Your tiny flaws get magnified. Everyone laughs.
Then again, the alternative is not that easy either.
Thanks to Tommy Bennett and James Kannengeiser, somehow.
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.