Baseball’s Biggest Star
Nate Silver with a whopper of a mistake here.
Josh Willingham is only 35, and hasn’t officially retired.
The media, can’t trust ’em.
P.S. I know the article is about Bobby Abreu, I’m not an idiot.
P.P.S. Bobby Abreu is awesome and there should be more articles about how awesome he is.
P.P.P.S. Does Bobby Abreu give out gift baskets, or is that just shortstops on the Yankees whose names I’m forgetting?
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
Wrong again, liberal media.
Daaaaaad! How can you be against Nate Silver? He’s the defining nerd of Generation X!