Baseball Think Factory Workers Strike, Halt Production

This image, current as of 12:46pm ET on Tuesday, confirms what has long been brewing — namely, that workers of the Baseball Think Factory have organized a strike and will produce no new content for the site until ruthless boss Dan Szymborski meets their demands.
The Investigative Reporting Investigation Team will report details as they become available.
UPDATE: As of 12:53pm ET, the site appears to be running smoothly once again. Strong-arm tactics on the union’s part? Dirty dealings from Szymborski? We may never know.
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