Baseball Teams and Their Fellow-Traveling Beers
Today’s billet-doux pairs for us, the made-love-to readers, base-and-ball squads with representative cans and bottles of wholesome, nutritious alcohol. In some cases (pun!), of course, there’s room for Lincoln-Douglas debate as to the fitness of the union, but an abundance of right-wise American vigor is found in the effort. Please click and admire both girth and artifice:

It is pleasing to me, the Bonapartist scribe, that my preferred team, Cardinaux de Saint-Louis, is paired with my preferred existential lubricant, the stout.
In the end, though, this changes nothing …

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That’s not just any stout, that’s Founder’s Breakfast Stout, a truly regal choice. Especially when juxtaposed with the 40 of Colt on the Cubs logo.