Audio: Michael Wacha Scouting Report c/o Keith Hernandez
February 27, 2013
Pitching against the Mets on Wednesday, Cardinals right-handed prospect Michael Wacha recorded five strikeouts in 3.0 innings.
Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez was impressed by Wacha’s outing, as the following audio demonstrates — of Hernandez himself, and then Beck’s sexy hit “Mixed Bizness” from sexy millennial album Midnite Vultures, which (a) happened to be the next track in the author’s iTunes playlist and (b) seemed peculiarly appropriate given the circumstances.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Wachas making Hulot look good for ranking him so high