Audio: David Ortiz Has an Announcement to Make
April 20, 2013
David Ortiz has an announcement to make regarding Boston — which announcement utilizes language typically reserved only for the bedroom and the boardroom.
Audio stolen from Paul Sporer’s YouTube video of pregame festivities of Royals-Red Sox game — itself stolen from NESN broadcast of same.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
The best on-field speech since Lou Gehrig.
“I consider myself… the luckiest motherf***er… on the face of the earth.”