Ask J.P. Arencibia!

I’m really excited about the season. Even Maple Leafs fans are looking forward to it! And I don’t care what Cito Gaston says, you guys have won 22 out of 27 games, so spring training definitely matters. I mean, that’s better than .800 baseball! Toronto’s ready for a winner, and I know you and your Blue Jays teammates will deliver.

Anyway, I recently got my hands on a pair of tickets to the home opener at the Rogers Centre on April 9. The Massholes are in town, so it should be a lot of fun, and I’m really looking forward to it. However, I haven’t been to the home opener in years, and I’ve heard that it can be a bit of a rowdy affair at the Dome. Everyone gets wasted, there are fights, magnets and/or towels end up on the field, followed by streakers, you name it. Do you have any advice on how I can best enjoy the return of baseball to our fine city for another summer?