Art Painting: Portrait of the Sabermetrician with Snack Treat

Despite the fact that most of his daily nutrition is derived from spreadsheets and decimal points, noted and famous sabermetrician Rob Neyer is also partial, it seems, to Rice Krispies Treats — photographic evidence of which fact has been captured via an internet Twitter message by Dave Cameron and rendered here, for the Enjoyment of the Public, into a fine oil painting by the present author.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Holy shit snacks!