Aroldis Chapman Arrested For Speeding…

You may have heard that Aroldis Chapman was arrested for speeding yesterday.

In other breaking news:
– Francisco Liriano arrested for jaywalking.
– Cole Hamels arrested for child abuse.
– Jaime Moyer arrested for loitering.
– Brett Lawrie arrested for disorderly conduct.
– Emilio Bonifacio arrested for not coming to a complete stop.
– Michael Bourn arrested for hit and run.
– Carlos Lee arrested for larceny.
– Giancarlo Stanton arrested for breaking and entering.
– Josh Hamilton arrested for illegally discharging a weapon.
– Albert Pujols arrested for illegally carrying a concealed weapon.
– Jim Johnson arrested for vigilantism.
– Chuck Knoblauch arrested for sexual harassment.
– Mariano Rivera’s ACL arrested for obstruction of justice.