Aqua Velva Men Showdown
Who’s the real Aqua Velva Man, Steve Garvey or Pete Rose?
Is it more Aqua Velva Manly to call time out at the plate because you’re not finished talking about your cologne and then, upon homering, vaguely insult the Brooklyn-born catcher’s ways with the ladies?
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Or is it more Aqua Velva Manly to quite possibly make Aqua Velva-smelling love to the media just after taking a few cuts?
Only you, readers, can decide who wins this Aqua Velva Men Showdown.
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A tie that goes to whichever of them is more skilled at telekinetically commanding sea creatures to do his bidding.