Answering a Twitter Question about Darwin Barney
Does anyone on Twitter have any questions about Cubs second baseman Darwin Barney? You? Yes, go ahead, sir.
Was Darwin Barney wearing an ascot during the Cubs game today?
— Danny J. Lee (@whatthedleeoh) April 17, 2013
Ah, yes. Very good question. Yes, he was. A giant ascot, in fact — an ascot on loan to him by an ent …
Despite appearances, Darwin Barney will not ravish the help or drunkenly crash one of his motorcars into the hedgerow. Sometimes a gentlemanly appearance veils an actual gentleman. So it is in the case of Actual Gentleman Darwin Barney.
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That, squire, is not an ascot. ‘Tis a day cravat. And it is inappropriate attire for formal occasions, such as a contest of base and balls. Mr. Barney’s unaccountable gaucherie has been noticed.