Animated GIF File: Nelson Figueroa Is Neither Menacing, Violent

The reader might have suspected for a moment — for a rather a long moment, in fact, full of terror on all sides — that Reno Aces right-hander Nelson Figueroa was intent on throwing a baseball directly into that same reader’s chops, such that those chops would be most grievously injured and bloodied and perhaps ultimately deformed.

What Nelson Figueroa goes on to make perfectly clear, however, is that violence is neither the answer or even just an answer — unless the question, that is, is something like, “What’s the main thing that Nelson Figueroa despises.”