An Erotic Photograph of the Author’s Dinner Tonight
The following image is not erotic in the sense that it depicts human people performing what is known in certain French nightclubs as the Beast with However Many Backs You Can Manage — or even a blonde and large-bosomed woman with eyes that say “Come hither” and also “Come hitherer.”
Rather, this photo — of a Scotch ale and smoked brisket sandwich purchased by the author at Madison’s Warner Park on Friday night — is erotic in the sense that Scotch ales and brisket sandwiches make life a thing worth living. These are things we want to share with others — others like the children we sire after a night of consuming Scotch ales and brisket sandwiches.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I didn’t know people were allowed to take pictures food without Instagraming it. I’ll have to alert my twitter feed of this breakthrough.
Also, now I’m hungry.