An American in Paris

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Our iron-fisted ruler at NotGraphs may be in Arizona for the springiest of all trainings right now, but spiritually, he’s still in Paris, guzzling wine, writing “poems,” and hating America.

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Craig Robinson is not a Child, a God, a Pilgrim, a Rock, the Forest, the Resurrection, the Cosmos, the Law, or Damo Suzuki. Nor is he trying to break your heart. He does have a Web site, though. It's called Flip Flop Flyin'.

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John Paschal
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Brilliant. And prescient.

I mean, you should’ve seen the empty chairs surrounding that guy at Spring Training.