Adrian Gonzalez Saves Team from Death or Worse

Per order of the Internet Council, every baseball-related blog is forced to post this.
Hot GIF action courtesy Bill Baer by way of — I ess you en — Drew Fairservice, Marc Normandin, and then Mike Axisa, who just told me about it in the elevator at FanGraphs Headquarters.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
like a boss.