Admittedly Fictional Wikipedia Entry: War of Attrition

The image embedded here is not, in fact, a screencap of an actual Wikipedia entry, but rather a fictional entry the author himself has spent 45 aimless minutes crafting for reasons that — upon reflection — might only make sense to someone wearing pajama pants and drinking deeply from a bottle of Trader Joe’s-brand tawny port in his living room-cum-home office.