Aaron Rowand Walks Quietly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrMqn6xC-Bw
But be careful, this is nearly blue in its indecency. NSFW but not really, you know what I mean?
Scouts might say he’s got long levers and a big load.
H/T: Albert Lyu and Carson Cistulli
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.
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