A Rey Ordóñez Highlight Reel Sponsored by the New Dodge
February 10, 2014
Because he’s only watched a third of it, the author can’t guarantee that there isn’t some manner of dirty sexy business secretly inserted into the video embedded here.
What the author can guarantee, however, is footage of the following:
- Rey Ordonez; and
- John Franco; and
- John Franco’s Impetuous Moustache.
Credit to citizen of the internet @_mistermet for alerting his brothers and sisters to this video.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Rey Ordonez: The Dodge Neon of infielders.
Performance, yes. Price? Not so much.