A Post Featuring Yakov Smirnoff
December 7, 2011
Here’s how life works, basically:
1. Get born.
2. Meet a woman.
3. Have kids.
4. Google “yakov smirnoff” baseball.
5. Die.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Do it this way, and we seize two of the top three spots. Victory of a sort.