A Night of Fear, in Other People’s Twitter Posts
Catcher Carlos Santana takes a Chris Perez fastball off his left wrist, just above the glove. Being attended to by a trainer & Francona.
— Jordan Bastian (@MLBastian) April 8, 2013
#Indians catcher Carlos Santana exits game in 9th after taking Chris Perez fastball to left wrist, just above the glove, reports @mlbastian.
— MLB (@MLB) April 8, 2013
Wouldn’t be surprised if Carlos Santana broke his wrist/thumb today when he got crossed up #catcherprobs @mlb @realmichaelkay
— Scott Hovell (@goldglovedsj11) April 9, 2013
Nothing like a rogue ball off his thumb to make me realize I have Carlos Santana in every single freaking #fantasybaseball league I’m in.
— Chris Patterson(@c_patt11) April 9, 2013
Carlos Santana better no have a broken thumb, he’s my guy #c‘monman
— Roscoe (@roscoe___) April 9, 2013
X-rays on #Indians C Carlos Santana’s thumb were negative. That’s good news for the club. Yes, injury was to thumb not wrist.
— Nick Camino (@CaminoTribe) April 9, 2013
X-rays negative on Carlos Santana’s thumb. Fantasy baseball owners rejoice!
— AngryYankee1 (@AngryYankee1) April 9, 2013
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