A Musical Love Letter to Mike Matheny

If you tuned in to this writer’s most recent appearance on FanGraphs Audio — and you surely did not — then you’ll know that when it comes to new Cardinals manager Mike Matheny, I could just eat him up. Mike Matheny — Handsome Mike Matheny — stirs up such feelings in me that I must put those feelings to American images and French song …

I don’t normally wear a tight-fitting bodice, but if I did it would’ve just ripped on its own. All thanks to you, Handsome Mike Matheny.