A Dream / Glove Heads
I dreamt last night that I received an email from José Bautista wanting to know whether or not FanGraphs ever talked about “big stars” like him for our “fluff pieces.” His attitude was kind of snippy in the email, but the takeaway was that he was 1. reading NotGraphs, and 2. annoyed that I spent so much time thinking about the likes of José Altuve when he himself exists.
In the dream, I responded to the email suggesting that we get together for coffee and have an interview, but he told me that he doesn’t date “reporters.” Obviously when I woke up, that left me with very little meat for my story about José Bautista, so instead here are some more pictures of Major League Baseball players with gloves on their head.
Eric Farris
Ervin Santana
Brian Roberts
José Lima
Adam Eaton
Jayson Werth
Vernon Wells
Evan Longoria
Derek Holland
Miguel Cabrera
Lance Berkman
Summer Anne Burton is a writer and illustrator living in Austin, Texas. She is drawing pictures of Every Hall of Famer.
Someone needs to tell Ervin to turn his glove around? Unless he is the Ken Griffey Jr of the Glove Head.